By: Mom Off Meth
Oh, we have the same type of skate park in our upper/middle class town with the same wannabe gangsters acting REALLY hard, in Minnesota. And I have brought my little kids there thinking the same thing....
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Anytime Dee. I love those unexpected moments of suburban life, they keep me sane.
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Okay, I’ll try posting without linking my blog on my name. I’ll leave it at the end of this post. As you might have read on my tweets, (I’m not stalking, I swear), I have the same type of YMCA skate...
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\WORD (from a mother, yo). Make sure you carry your Swiss army knife, cuz you never know when you might have to throw down…or tighten someone’s braces.
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60865">Karen Neely</a>. LOL or pick something out of someone's teeth or cut a hang nail or an errant...
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60871">Peyton Price via Facebook</a>. Peyton... I expect all your comments in Haiku!
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Peyton… I expect all your comments to be in Haiku!!!
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Wow, I wish I could be half as cool as those kids. I'm so not totally bad A at all... Jessica recently posted <a href="http://www.runninincircles.com/2012/09/so-foxes-make-good-pets-right.html"...
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I deal with this all the time. It’s particularly hilarious when I live in a town of 1200 and we are completely surrounded by corn fields. I don’t think any of these kids have ever seen an actual...
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Suburban thug life: / Maintaining a 4.0 / and wearing pants low.
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60882">Suburban Haiku via Facebook</a>. OMG you're hilarious... I love that you wrote that in Haiku
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60880">Jessica</a>. Word up - yo MTV raps
View ArticleBy: Cara(Eli)
Haha Thanks for the laugh. I think it’s a universal thing – the gansta tha’ang I mean. Imagine the hilarity at watching my neighbourhood kids shouting “Yo, MoFo!” to each other while walking with their...
View ArticleBy: Leslie
Hilarious! I’ve taught middle school for the last few years, and there were many days that I wanted to scream, “You are NOT gangsta!! Your mom drives a mini-van and your dad coaches soccer on the...
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60878">Jessica</a>. LOL jessica... you have to start by writing ASS instead of A and then I think you'll...
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In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60934">Cara(Eli)</a>. Eli that's hilarious!!! It'd be funnier if they tried to translate all those terms...
View ArticleBy: Jenny from the blog
In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60947">Leslie</a>. Too funny, I forgot about what the teachers must be thinking. I don't know about the...
View ArticleBy: Emma Burcart
That was hilarious! Thank you! I’ve only seen kids like that from afar, or on tv, but I’ve always thought it was funny. I think they need to see “Malibu’s Most Wanted.” Is Jamie Kennedy still around?
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In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-61023">Emma Burcart</a>. I loved that character. And no, I feel like once things ended with Jen Love he...
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In reply to <a href="https://thesuburbanjungle.com/the-true-bane-of-suburbia#comment-60982">Bari</a>. I know you gots my back moms!
View ArticleBy: Zia
LOL! that is so sad…. kids these days (i say, totally being one myself) but still, sometimes i fear for my generation.
View ArticleBy: Amy levine
Hilarious!!! I Would love to give a copy of your Blog to middle school english teachers to read to their classes. This was brilliant. Btw, love that Jake kid of yours
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